Day 86: Perky in Perkins

The WF hung out at his Motel 6(66) room for a while, then decided to tread up the hill to a Perkins about a half mile away for lunch. While there, he encountered the most annoying waitress so far on his trip. A fiery redhead with unabashed, pre-rehearsed cheeriness. Each enthusiastic, 2-pack-a-day throaty "sweetie" and "how ya doin' there?" made the fool cringe. And things didn't go well when he accidentally tried to order from the "55 And Older" menu. "AWWW! You can't order from there, sweetheart. Not yet! HA HA HA HA!" Then she touched his hand and guided him to the regular menu. She had that fake cheery enthusiasm which most strippers have... but she wasn't removing any clothes, she was just handing him a mediocre club sandwich.