Day 37: The Dangers of West Virginia

The Fool got up at about 8 a.m. and got on route 19/20 heading south. He passed through the tiny town of Hepzibah where, it turned out, an armed robbery had just taken place at a grocery store. Lots of cops were there. The Fool, being a lone drifter, was afraid the local law enforcement might try to hang the crime on him. But it turns out the suspects are a pair of women... so he's off the hook.

Later that day outside the town of Salem, the Walking Fool got a rifle pointed at him! The WF was on a neighboring rail trail, filming the housing landscape below. At one point, a tall, flannel-wearing guy with a mullet came charging out of his home, enraged about something. He yelled out at the Fool, "Can I help you?" in sort of a threatening way. Confused, the Fool said, "No Thanks."

The West Virginia man then asked if he was "videocamming" his family, which was apparently a no-no. Next thing he knew, the guy took out a hunting rifle and aimed it at him. He loudly announced to his kid so the Fool could hear, "I can see him in my cross-hairs!' A moment later, the guy fired either a warning shot or a badly aimed deadly shot into the bushes next to him!

That was his cue! The Fool BOLTED outta there!

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