The Fool went to a local camping gear shop and bought a new tent that will hopefully keep out the rain a little better. He also bought some new shoes. After leaving the store, the fool had 2 tents and 3 pairs of shoes. He obviously had to discard some items. He left a tent by a bridge (which hopefully could be taken and used by some passing homeless fellow), but hadn't decided whether to get rid of his Nike sneakers or his Merrell hiking shoes.

About 2 miles later, the new shoes started bothering the Fool's feet. They felt a little tight. Figuring they needed to be broken in a bit, the fool switched to his worn-in Nikes. But they weren't as comfy as the fool thought they'd be. Then he remembered -- the last week and a half, he's been wearing the Merrell hiking shoes almost exclusively. As he walked south mile by mile, the fool started regretting his choice of footwear to discard. Those Merrells got him through the mountainous West Virginia, and how does he pay them back? By tossing them to the wayside for some wandering bum to take. It soon became as tragic (in the fool's mind) as when Tom Hanks lost Wilson, the volley ball, in the movie "Cast Away." But now, the fool was five miles away from his beloved footwear. As he awkwardly set up his new tent, a near-teary-eyed fool came up with the only solution: Run back and get his shoes!!!
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